that was my 100th post. thx!

BLOG HOW?

blogging? how to?

what? blog? how. how blog. blog???????

that was a bit intense, sorry. i get caught up. in. the heaaat of the momeeeeent.

I HAVE FEELINGS TOO OK JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SLIME PEOPLE DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T.

because what then? secrets leak. everyone would know, lol, it’s john, that kid who wants to have sex with slime people.

i’ve never told anyone what blennophilia is nor do i intend to.

sometimes, it’s okay to be straight.

do you ever just wish you never baked those fucking cookies? i do. all the time.

sometimes i forget that it’s actually humanly possible to be a shitty cook and burn everything you touch. and then i laugh at anyone who actually is like that. :)